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Ya lo decían (?) y hacían los sabios genios de
Eso los Beat, aquí en Bananolandia no es lo mismo; nosotros (y me refiero aquí a mi grupete de amigos/conocidos/gente que me cae simpática), criaturas normales del señor, nos contentamos con largar de vez en cuando una frase ingeniosa, por qué no hilarante, que no sería posible sin un empujón de alcoholes y fumaciones varias.
Ya lo decía otro sabio (?), que el alcohol no crea monstruos, solo les abre las puertas. Y vaya portón que tenemos algunos.
El TOP THIRTEEN es:
1. “Paren el jet!”
Frase acuñada en medio de un furioso viaje donde la volación era evidente y palpable. Se la re-bautizó como una bambi-frase.
2. “Por qué estoy diciendo culiar? Yo nunca digo culiar, por qué sigo diciendo culiar! Eh??”
Frase llena de estupor por la repetición excesiva de un verbo inapropiado al vocabulario normal de la damnificada. Verborragia producida por las mismas sustancias de la frase anterior.
3. “No, no te fuiste al ping*, vos ESTAS en el ping*”.
Irse y estar son dos situaciones diferentes. El ping* aquí es utilizado como lugar esotérico (?) en el que hay total descontrol y alucinaciones sobre el gobierno de Alfonsín.
4. “Libertad es colgar la bombacha en la canilla”
Frase reafirmada mediante el golpeteo repetitivo de la manito en la mesa. Libertades feministas, que le dicen.
5. “Rock me baby!!”
Frase idiota que sale cuando ya no hay imaginación para decir algo medianamente coherente.
6. “Sujeto 1 -Hey, hoy es 11/01/10… loco, eso es código binario a full!!
Sujeto 2 –Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd!!!”
Situación provocada de hacer relación de cualquier boludez referente a algún nerdismo adquirido por vayaasaberqué patanes enfermos de la tecnología.
7. “Hey! Hoy me afeité la pij*!”
No comments. O sea, no gay/metrosexual/vosestasbien? comments.
8. “A mi lo que me gusta es el budín”
Porque desear algo dulce les pasa a todos. Si es que estábamos hablando de postres, claro…
9. “No me molesta la alzadez, yo vivo alzada”
Sustantivar los adjetivos es efecto secundario del alcohol.
10. “Soy una persona que prefiere decepcionarse antes que quedarse con la duda”
…porque a veces salen cosas profundas, caramba.
11. “Esto es el diablo. Nos estamos comiendo al diablo”
Situación ante un plato de comida particularmente rico, ensalzadas las percepciones por los taninos varios.
12. “Eeeeeeeeh… eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh… eeeeeeeeeeeeh…”
Expresión para llamar la atención, cuando no se recuerda que se estaba por decir, o simplemente para romper las pelotas. Se acompaña de golpecitos suaves con la muñeca a la persona más cercana.
13. “Vení, vos también tenés el alma puta!”
Frase maestra acuñada durante una representación casera de Loco Mía (con coreo de abanicos incluida). Los clásicos nunca mueren, sepanló.
Cualquier parecido con la realidad es pura coincidencia. Los personajes mantienen anonimato bajo norma de confidencialidad post resaca. No intenten esto en sus casas, las acciones mencionadas son realizadas por profesionales.
9 metieron la cuchara:
si fueran músicos, serían los beatles en su submarino amarisho.
Es mi primera pasada por este sitio, y me permito agregar un comentario que un amigo hizo un día ante unas empanadas particularmente picantes: "Es como si es Diablo me hubiera acabado en la boca"
Sí, esa clase de amigos tengo.
Lindo blog, voy a seguir mirando, si no le molesta....
Las frases de la ebriedad son terribles. Cuando ibamos a la secundaria habíamos salido y una de las chicas (en pedo) se pone a llorar porque iba a repetir de año y otra de mis amigas (en RE pedo) le dice (llorando): Y yo, boluda? Que perdí la tuerquita del aro?!
Prioridades ebrias...
Si... totalmete....
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P/d: la 4 y la 13, mis favoritas..!
Groso. Groso. Groso.
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